So here I am, nervously dipping my toe into the blogosphere, hoping at least one person (Mom?) will be interested in what I have to say. I, for one, am excited to say it! Mostly because around here, I don’t get a word in edgewise. This is my outlet to the outside world. You (Mom? Dad?) are the only listeners, the privileged few who will be allowed into the inner sanctum of my thoughts. Good luck.
So, for those of you who don’t know me well (Stranger Who my mom is Telling About my Blog Because she Thinks I’m Finally Published and She’s SOOO Proud?), let me introduce myself. I am a stay-at-home mother of seven, and I also have two stepsons. For those of you who suffer from my same math deficiency, I used my fingers, and that’s nine. I feel that my life is fairly boring, but to some demented people I know, it sounds exciting. So I have decided to share it in hopes of entertaining those with a less exciting lives. You know, those who find enjoyment in silly things like going out to eat without having food rubbed in their hair, seeing a movie without having to answer a question every 10 seconds (“What’s he gonna do?” “I dunno. We have to watch.” “What’s he gonna do?” “I dunno. Watch.” “What’s he gonna-” “JUST WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!”), or peeing without enemy spies watching and questioning your bodily functions.
In the future, I will be telling you all about my crazy existence in a house full of ordered chaos, complaining about various pitfalls of the job, ranting about random old ladies who give me advice on childrearing, and hopefully making you laugh, or even occasionally think deep thoughts. We’ll see. In the meantime, thanks for reading (Mom), and I hope you continue to hang on my every word!